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Ruins Everything

When your friends/siblings find dirty meanings in everything you say because they spend all their time in Urban Dictionary.com
Sara: "Disneyland shortbreads must taste like happy endings!"

Carol: (Ruins Everything) happy ending
by Sara Fonseca October 17, 2008
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everythang

I love that dessert, it is everythang for me!
by zomizeolota December 29, 2018
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life, the universe, and everything

The question that pan-dimensional space-beings asked the computer Deep Thought in Douglas Adams's book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The computer took millions of years and came up with the answer 42. Life, the universe, and everything is also a noob board on GameFAQs that idiots post bad pr0n websies to (I hate GameFAQs).
Dude: Why the fjsk is the answer to life, the universe and everything 42?
by Tiko March 20, 2004
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Earthing

The art of burying ones genitalia in the earth for cleansing and rejuvenation. Created by Daniel Musgrave of Portland, Oregon in the spring of 2014.
Can you believe Phil impregnated Valerie twice in the same week? I heard he goes earthing every week!
by Jo*Nathan March 1, 2015
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multi purpose everything tool

A tool that can be used for anthing. Usually a large knife or the like. I have one and i use it for all kinds of stuff. Scratchin itches, cleanin the pipe, cutting stuff, poking badgers, carvin my name in shit, widdleing, death threats, both mistemenor and felony crimes, picking locks, picking my nose, picking my teeth,(not in that order), fileing fingernails, can be used as silverware, skinning small animals, cut rope or wire, dialing numbers on the phone, typing, pokeing holes in stuff, and many others.
I used my multi purpose everything tool 3 times while submitting this definition
by Russ Bus April 9, 2006
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Everything has a price

For the right offer anything can be sold
You want my car? Well everything has a price.
by Truckie68 January 21, 2017
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ruler of everything

video made of pictures, playing to the music "Tally Hall - Ruler of Everything"
guy 1: minecraft is ruler of everything!
guy 2: nah, minecraft is ruler of everything.
guy 1: *mad*
by kinda sus ngl March 10, 2021
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