Evan

smelly dumb unintelligent

Evan talks too much evan is smelly

by Juppyyy do be cool October 23, 2020

Evan

A Fuck Boi

That guy is such an Evan

by urmomdatboi May 25, 2017

Evan

A guy who thinks he's cool but really isn't and always flips his hair is friends with hockey douchebags and wears glasses

Did you see Evan working at the shoe store today?

by Kaitlyn me February 28, 2018

Evans

A really good Trombone player, almost god- like, Masterful

"Damn, this dude is such an Evans."

by BoneGuy March 14, 2017

Evan

Someone who thoroughly loves almond joys

Ewww is he eating an almond joy?
-must be Evan

by Plinkdorito December 12, 2020

Evans

A sexy light skin nigga that can be low key freaky behind the scenes and on the low low

Get u a Evans nigga he like girls name that start with a j

by Jarriyah December 5, 2018

Evaning

Admitting defeat to your opponent or opponent’s fans before the contest is even remotely close to being over in hopes that it’ll reverse jinx your team into winning

Guy 1: “Congrats on the win man!”
Guy 2: “Quit evaning me right now, it’s not even halftime yet and you’re only down by a touchdown”

by MuruTheGuru December 23, 2018