European Union 

Hitter’s dream come true

The European Union is the 4th rich

European Union by Simon Smith December 15, 2017

European girl 

Pretty on the outside, outgoing, independent but unfortunately aren't considerate about other people and therefore poor girlfriend or wife material.

Man that European girl is hot but she's just a typical narcissistic b*tch.

European girl by arviman May 14, 2020

European Birth Control 

To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.

"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"

"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."

European Birth Control by long hand luke April 30, 2010

European breakfast 

When you serve yourself breakfast on a girls ass.

I had a european breakfast to add a twist of flavor to my moring shine!

European breakfast by pene caliente September 25, 2009

european elegance 

Blowing chunks out of your nose.

We were tasters at the baked bean cook off then went out and drank way too much and when I hurled my mouth was closed and I shot bean goo out of my nose with european elegance!

european elegance by m0llusk October 11, 2005

european telephone

The act of farting into a megaphone.

john got pissed of at jim so he gave him a european telephone, right in the face!!!

european telephone by poo pocet March 29, 2011

european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.

Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.

european soldier bag by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011