emotional vampire 

when you wave casually at this person as you walk by, they quickly walk over and slowly suck the life from your veins by telling sad story after sad story about why their life stinks, then they leave feeling happy and full of life while they have left you completely drained

quick here she comes, run away fast, she's an emotional vampire

emotional vampire by biggestloser February 10, 2010

serious emotional trauma 

While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.

Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.

serious emotional trauma by harry flashman July 14, 2003

e-motions

the highly emotional state you find yourself in after consuming e pills (extacy). the person often becomes very loving towards others as a result of taking the "love" drug. the following day if some of these emotions seem really gay and not like you at all, you can simply pass them off as e-motions

bil- well, do you realise how yoked you were last night?

paddy- ya, i think i remember telling you all how much i loved ye and how much i miss my family

bil- that was hella-gay

paddy- what can i say, thats my e-motions for ya?

bil- you wanna do some more?

paddy- yarp

e-motions by bil.i.am November 13, 2012

emotional vampirism

The act of manipluating another into an intense desired emotional state; such as love, passion, anger, in order to absorb the resulting emotional energy.

Emotional vampirism includes such practices as learning what someone needs in a mate and accentuating those traits so the person thinks he or she is in love.

emotional vampirism by Alexis Sekhemu September 30, 2006

emotional tampon 

What someone becomes when you harangue them endlessly with all your sad sob stories. To make someone's ears the recepticle of of all your bullshit issues.

After having heard about her breakup for the millionth time, I screamed " Get a maxi pad - I'm not your emotional tampon!"

emotional tampon by Mi 'Chelle September 3, 2009

emotion eric

The star of www.emotioneric.com, wherein visitors to the webiste request some sort of emotion (or reasonable facsimile) and Eric will attempt to act it out.

Have you checked out emotion eric lately?

emotion eric by BKred January 5, 2004

emotionally unavailable 

Despite a person being outwardly single and engaging in friendly conversation and coffee and no visible sign of no girl friend or fiancée, the object of one's desire turns out to either have a twisted trail of past romances or some one who they are still deeply connected with who is not so buried in their heart.

Alice really liked Bob, but it turned out Bob still had a thing for Eve, whom he's last seen a year ago and couldn't let go thus being emotionally unavailable

emotionally unavailable by Bob_bob April 15, 2013