Elon

The unconventional unit of measurement for the length of a penis, originating from the tailbone. Often used humorously or metaphorically to discuss size.

I always use the elon measurement to impress people on the internet.

by Stansthedog November 26, 2023

Elon Musk

The ceo of SpaceX and a guy that smokes weed.

"Do you know Elon Musk?" - Someone who knows about spacex
"The guy who smokes weed?" - Me

by A guy that is useless June 8, 2020

elon

to throw money at an election

That billionaire eloned the campaign. He got his money's worth.

by Darwin Jr. November 27, 2024

elon

verb

When you hire someone else to say the rascist stuff you are too afraid to say yourself in public.

He totally eloned out when he paid for Grok

by Morgil Azog July 12, 2025

Elon Conspiracy

The words you are saying do not represent what is actually taking place.

Hym "Which makes you complicit in the Elon conspiracy. The soon these progressive freaks get exposed for lying the better it will be for the people for whom they purport to advocate. That isn't what's happening. You likely know that isn't what's happening. So, why are you choosing to be complicit? BREEDER DICTATORSHIP! He is lying to preserve the breeder dictatorship and they are sacrificing everything to make to so."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

Elon Musking

Eating out your girlfriend and rising up making rocket noises

Elon Musking: Holding your girlfriend up by her thighs and slowly rise while you eat her out and make rocket noises saying “Takeoff”

by Elon masking July 18, 2021

Elon

It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market.

OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !

This is Elon! I don’t have money anymore!

No way! I got Eloned again !

by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021