Educhila

It is a form of "Portuganglish" which is basically the english statement, "Hey dude, chill out" but spoken with a Portuguese accent.

When saying, "Hey dude, chill out" by a native Portuguese speaker the words tend to intermingle and become a single word in in itself.

Emmanuel: *Is annoyingly thumping Davi with a pencil*
Davi: Educhila! Quale a sua?

Emmanuel: "Hoje eu acuendei um bofe bafo."
Davi: *About to barf" Educhila..
Emmanuel: *Whispering in Davi's ear* Cola no meu velcro.
Davi: *About to hit him* EDUCHILA VEI

by RosenPosenSmorts October 8, 2011

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.

Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

by Matt |2 August 28, 2006

educated fart

an educated fart is a burp because it goes up not down!!!

i brrrrrrrrrrrup my husband looks at me with such a serious look and says "you know what that was?" i say "what?" he says an "educated fart"

by ancjwilliams September 1, 2010

Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.

Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!

by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

Educator

Don't let em fool you. Same meaning as teacher. One who teaches/educates.

There are 2 types of educators- ones who teach what to think and ones who teach how to think.

by Finendandy September 8, 2019

sex educator

A person with extensive knowledge and experience who teaches instruction on issues relating to human sexuality, including human sexual anatomy, sexual reproduction, sexual activity, reproductive health, emotional relations, reproductive rights and responsibilities, sexual abstinence, and birth control. Common avenues for sex education are parents or caregivers, formal school programs, and public health campaigns.

There are only a few notable sex educators in main stream media: Dr Ruth, Ava Cadall and Miss Lola Bastinado.

by ChrisJennings May 14, 2015

chinese education system

A system that Chinese government uses to throw shit to the young people so they will be busy dealing with grades and have no time to rebel the dictatorship.

Chinese education system is the most fucked up system in the world.

by Tony19991105 May 5, 2018