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Pretty much the worst person in existence. He is constantly screwing things up with his clumsy self and stupidity.
Person 1: Who do you have to do your math project with?

Person 2: Dylan

Person 3: OMG! He is going to ruin your grade and try to hit on you the whole time
Dylan by zane the person January 2, 2018
A beautiful, yet intelligent woman. Sometimes she can be sensitive, but its worth it to spend a second with her. They're a great friend and will always have your back!
"Woah, I just met a Dylan."

"Lucky!'
Dylan by defghjk February 14, 2018
A powerful woman who doesn’t care what people think she dose what she wants and when she wanted to do it. She loves cats. She is young but she knows what she wants. Dylan is fearless and she knows it. She has a happy life and more to come

-Piper Benaim
Dylan is tu beat person ever
Dylan by Rose_bud_15 February 18, 2018
To be a moron, a complete baboon, a Dylan won’t understand the simple things in life. His/her’s whole life is a joke.
Dude you’re not supposed to eat the paper. God you’re such a Dylan.
Dylan by Daddy 9-inch March 1, 2018
Stupid egghead
Person: You're such a Dylan
P 2: :(
Dylan by Bigcooker March 9, 2018
A Dylan is a sweet man who has an obsession with weeaboo's and never gets over them. Has good sense of humor and lives in Ohio. He harasses me for my big tits but that's fine. He also has good French Fries.
Dylan
Dylan by Tia megamilk March 18, 2018
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