Duece Magnet

When your underwear always collect skid marks

Mikey you need to learn to wipe your ass better! Your skiveys are not duece magnets!

by Dingbat1 April 9, 2009

ducertinkle

when you got to piss and take a shit at the same time!!

josh: i have to go to the bathroom.
Keefer: #1 or #2??
Josh: both.
Keefer: have fun taking your ducertinkle!

by insaneyosh August 16, 2009

"Duece"umpthing.

A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"

I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.

by Riorancho's best October 27, 2009

dueces-wit-a-pinky

Your one uping someone when they tell you deuces.

when your ex-girlfirend/ boyfriend says " We should see other people DEUCES" and you say I saw this comin so i Allready seein my BaBy MoMma Yolanda "dueces-wit-a-pinky"

by Meet Cleaver December 29, 2010

duecebaying

The act of buying or selling things on ebay while taking a duece.

I won that tv while duecebaying.

by kentheten March 4, 2011

decermerized

The state of Decermization; to Decermize; or to make that much more awesome

1. Woah Dude you know how to decermerize

2. Yesterday I decermerized my house, now it's awesome.

by JmanDaBeast April 18, 2012

deucer

A ball hit so hard in baseball that it could be considered a "nuker".

Did you see Chris's homerun? That thing was a deucer!

by jacktags4 July 4, 2015