Drunk Driving

One of the most idiotic ways to kill yourself or others. Something nobody should ever do. Could be corresponded with distracted driving.

“Hey, sorry to hear about your mom. Can I ask what happened?”
“Thank you, some dumb bitch was drunk driving after a concert and crossed the center line and my mom died in a head on collision.”
“Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. Why did she have to drink and drive? Doesn’t she realize that it affects other people?”

by WildWolfBabe December 29, 2019

D-Riding

To jump on one's bandwagon and do what one says.

Yo Mayne, so the other day dis nigga be cool and junk with me but when dat man le'damivantiquan rolled up in da building he started D-Riding and did everything he said like he wus his god or sumfin, an den he started hatin' me because le'damivantiquan was. Mayne i cant stant dat nigga. He wuz

by PenisMaster69 May 28, 2014

Driving the bus

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.

Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!

by Doppelstern April 8, 2009

Driving On The Shoulder

Passing gas when you need to take a huge dump, typically smelling much worse than a normal fart.

I need to drop a huge dumper so every time I rip ass I'm driving on the shoulder.

by Rando432 September 16, 2010

Dricing

When driving on ice

"Dricing along in my automobile"

by Karmajoey March 4, 2016

Jerk Driving

When one drives like a jerk.

Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.

by Lala5456 December 10, 2010

Drunk Driving

If God didn't want us to participate in drunk driving, then why did he make it so fun?

Time for some drunk driving. Oh boy, I love drunk driving.

by HarBak November 13, 2022