osmosis drunk

The act of feeling intoxicated whilst completely sober due to being surrounded by other intoxicated people.

"You're stumbling a lot. How much did you drink?"
"I didn't. I'm just osmosis drunk right now."

by bassslides February 11, 2014

Fashionably Drunk

To show up to a place, party event, or meeting with friends a few minutes late, and somewhat intoxicated. The perfect phrase to let people know that you are fashionable enough to show up a few minutes late, and will be happily drunk when you arrive.

Matt: Hey we are going to the Up, when are you coming down?

Will: Kurt and I are at Kane's house right now, and will be showing up fashionably drunk.

by Will To Succeed August 21, 2010

Diaper Drunk

This term is used to describe someone who has either planned on becomming or is so intoxicated they have to wear a diaper in fear of wetting or soiling their clothing.

Created in 2008.

Man, last night Charles was diaper drunk. He ACTUALLY pissed himself!

by Numb-Shack resident October 7, 2010

Kennedy drunk

Extremely drunk, sometimes leading to driving, skiing, or sexual "incidents" of tragic proportion.

I got Kennedy drunk last weekend and woke up tattooed and naked on a bare mattress next to some uggo.

by technogoddess February 8, 2010

drunk poke

After a night of drinking, you start poking people on Facebook you would not normally converse with otherwise.

Why is Chris poking everyone on his friends list? I haven't talked to him in like 5 years.

He drunk poked you. He did it to me, too.

by Gina and Mary Ann March 20, 2008

money drunk

A phrase describing folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes severe lapses in judgment.

My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become progressively ultra-stupid; he became the poster boy for money drunk when he bought himself one of them exotic animal ranches!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2020

shampoo drunk

When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.

How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill

by germanrodriguez22 July 26, 2014