dookied

past tense for crap: obscene terms for feces

How fast do you think this Ferrari goes? Fast enough! I think i just dookied in my pants!!!

Ewe! You just dookied!!

by MBCman198 April 11, 2011

dookie face

A facial expression showing extreme anguish or displeasure.

Since my car is broken and I have no money, I'm stuck in my house with the dookie face.

by Kinda D. June 23, 2004

dookie

The name of a Green Day album which also means poo. The CD was originally going to be titled "Liquid Dookie" because the band kept on getting sick from eating spoiled food while touring, but that was deemed "too gross".

I'll be right back, I need to take a dookie.

by Somethinginasizefour July 16, 2009

dookie sock

When you dookie in a sock and proceed to beat someone with it.

In the military when someone screwed up they hold a blanket party. In that case they put a bar of soap in a sock and repeatedly beat the person with it while holding them down in the bunk with their blanket. This is the same but instead of using a bar of soap, you use dookie/poop.

by Almighty_AL March 29, 2004

butt doobie

The pieces of rolled-up toilet paper stuck in your ass hair.

I was in the shower, picking butt doobies out of my ass.

by NEGROTIC BICKWOW February 22, 2003

Doodie Shoot

Noun:

1. A moist turdlet of exceptional length and slender build often coated in bacon grease.

2. A ripe prolapsed anus that is pulsating with anticipation of rapid forced entry.

You lickin' doodie shoots, for lots of loot till you gotta puke "Necro"

Keep your hands out of my Doodie shoot

by chickenmcfweeb July 12, 2011

dookie noodle

Poo that gets stuck in a mans peehole after buttsex

The dookie noodle Dr. Smith removed today was 9 inches long.

by mr409savage November 3, 2014