Donut Sandwich

An insult that is made up by a menace to society.

“Are you stupid?”
“Donut Sandwich!”

by ZRXVC June 19, 2023

Crispy Donut

The act of inserting the head of a blowtorch into the rectum of another person, and proceeding to ignite the flame.

“Can I borrow your torch head?” “Don’t you have one?” “Yeah but I need one with an igniter trigger on it.” “Why?” “I think the next time my step-sister gets stuck in the dryer, I’m gonna give her a crispy donut.”

by trix4blow69xxx July 1, 2021

vinegar donut

The act of urinating into the anal cavity during sex. Thereby giving her a vinegar donut.

Dude I gave this awesome chick anal and was desperate for a piss so I gave her a vinegar donut.

by Anal Pounder May 2, 2014

donut bones

The tell-tale signs that a traffic cop has been waiting for speeders. Can be coffee cups, food wrappers as well as worn tyre tracks behind a sign.

Behind the billboard was an array of donut bones. We knew then, to slow down when travelling in this area.

by dark triad February 18, 2009

jizz donut

Just as u pull out she farts and glazes her own brown eye. It starts as an anal creampie, then after the fart glaze the guy eats it. The girl (or guy to be fair to the dudes that like dudes) has to be face down during this

I was getting nasty with my chick last night and the best part was the jizz donut surprise on my face

by gorilla humper November 29, 2013

donuting

throwing donuts (preferably custard filled) at moving cars.

Usually late at night and from another moving car.

Bob: We're going donuting, you want to join?

Joe: No, I just got donuted on my way here....

by slimpig April 10, 2007

donut froster

Someone who jerks off in the bathroom and gets cum on the toilet seat.

BOB: I never invite Frank over to my house any more.

JOHN: Why?

BOB: Cuz he's a donut froster.

by Peter Phil McCracken March 2, 2009