A cock doctor is a qualified wanker, who pulls himself for a living and is far worse than an everyday wanker. They do this naturally and constanly in their behaviour and think that other people are eating up their bullshit. Cock doctor's are egocentric and unaware of themselves.
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by Skids McGee September 28, 2008
Get the Hey, I have a note from my doctor mug.M: I don't know what to do with my boyfriend situation, or lack of it. It feels like I've been in a relationship with my cat Oscar for too long
Friend: You should go and see love doctor Mikey, he will sort you out
Friend: You should go and see love doctor Mikey, he will sort you out
by Mr_M_ December 8, 2015
Get the love doctor mug.A physician that happens to work with and on Pirates. This doctor specializes in sword and cannon wounds. He wears an eye patch and scrubs with a sword at his side.
The infamous Patch Adams was a pirate doctor and was responsible for keeping the Crew of the Black Pearl Healthy and happy.
by JesseJack November 15, 2007
Get the pirate doctor mug.Wow Read has hooked up with so many random slam-pigs that personally, i would consider him a slam doctor
by dingledorf April 9, 2005
Get the slam doctor mug.Floating head doctor is a body with no head and a head with no body. The head often floats around while the body clumsily makes mistakes. Invented by J.D. on Scrubs.
Head: Have you seen my body!!?!?
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!
Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!
Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"
by parrappa October 8, 2008
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