A Brazilian is a shaved female sex. Totally shaven, or sometimes leaving a thin line of hair up each labial lip, to give a good bikini line.
A Brazilian Scuba Diver is anyone that likes to practice oral sex with a female that has a Brazilian cut. Someone who relishes the thought of sexual activity involving a shaved, or otherwise hairless, vagina.
A Brazilian Scuba Diver is anyone that likes to practice oral sex with a female that has a Brazilian cut. Someone who relishes the thought of sexual activity involving a shaved, or otherwise hairless, vagina.
Man, with a bikini line like that she must be going out with a Brazilian Scuba Diver.
Man when I see a piece of Brazilian coastline like hers I gotta big urge to ask her up front if she wants me to dive in and explore her depths
Man when I see a piece of Brazilian coastline like hers I gotta big urge to ask her up front if she wants me to dive in and explore her depths
by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 04, 2007
by trapani's finest February 19, 2014
This requires extreme precision and potentially a release waiver.
When you are fucking somebody doggy style you pull a plastic bag over their head cutting off them from air. You wait to cum until the very moment your partner is about to pass out, then pull out and stick your dick through the bag and as your partner gasps for air, you shoot your load in their mouth.
When you are fucking somebody doggy style you pull a plastic bag over their head cutting off them from air. You wait to cum until the very moment your partner is about to pass out, then pull out and stick your dick through the bag and as your partner gasps for air, you shoot your load in their mouth.
I'm on trial for manslaughter because when I was doing the Hungarian river diver things went real bad.
by Saltybeats March 26, 2017
During a blowjob, the male partner shoves his dick as far as possible down the womans throat until she begins to exasperatedly gag, then urinates with a powerful jet stream. The woman then proceeds to gargle it into a fine mixture with her saliva, then spits it out into her hands, and lathers her body with it.
by nick staton February 05, 2008
by J.R.V January 10, 2012
This is a guy who is close to 50 and has no job. No, I retract that statement. He searches for coins in vacuum cleaners in gas stations. He also is a frequent heroin user (look for track marks). He's been in prison for not appearing in court. Do you want to see his house? Just come to San Antonio and look for a trash heap. It'll probably be his house.
by Poo-poo April 12, 2008
When you engauge in anal intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside your pee hole.
Guy 1 "dude she let me do her in the poopshoot for the first time!"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"
by motoxyamaha2 April 22, 2008