debit card diarrhea

the inability to stop using your debit card for frivolous items causing you to go in the hole...repeatedly

spending money just because you have it.

Dan: "Jim spent all of his paycheck on CDs and DVDs, again"

Jill: "Sounds like he has a case of debit card diarrhea"

by crazyrach08 April 23, 2010

The Church Of Diarmo

The Church Of Diarmo is the Sucsessor to the Catholic Church and all other religons are inferior.
The Head of this Church is The Trinity
(aka Pope Diarmo)
The Lord
The Pope
The Meme God
Be a good Diarmense and go to meme church.

P1: New orders from The Church Of Diarmo for a crusade.
P2: Lets take back the holy lands.

by Religous Soccer Mom October 26, 2019

Chodey Spray Diarrhea

When you shit out your chode on the bus.

Did you hear that Cody committed the chodey spray diarrhea?

by ObamaGladiator September 30, 2020

i have diarrhea

a common phrase if you genuinely experience diarrhea

Random person: "i have diarrhea, please help"
Doctor: "N o."

by Loq_ May 22, 2023

Exploding Diarrhea

The act of evacuating ones self in an explosive manner.

Jim had the beefaroni at Ryan's Steakhouse and had a case of Exploding Diarrhea.

by Jim Bello July 16, 2008

angry diarrhea

extremely painful diarrhea, an inferno in the rectum

Jeff was struck with some angry diarrhea, nearly cried from the pain.

by thejaber January 16, 2011

Surprise Diarrhea

When you either get an instant feeling of diarrhea and cannot make it to the rest room in time or diarrhea starts spewing from your butt hole at any given point in time.

Ryan didn't get any on his first date when he had surprise diarrhea.

by MviaC October 21, 2011