Dingle Bush

a clueless woman with poor hygene that catches small bits of used tp in her pubic hair region.

"This chick i got with last night had a dingle bush, i almost yakked!"

by Vixen Vamp February 6, 2012

Dingle Raisins

Clumps of dry shit that clings on a man's dick pubes that he got after dirty butt sex.

Don't ever bang someone who has diarrhea, you'll get dingle raisins...

by Yaka yaka December 20, 2013

Dinged It Off

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.

Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"

by Oblivicho February 15, 2015

dingleboogie

A somewhat noticeable bag of mucus hanging from one's nostrils, seeming to be falling, though remaining there either by constant sniffing or magic. See dingleberry.

Look Sal, Bill's got a dingleboogie the size of an egg!

by mamabirdie September 3, 2016

Dingle cheek

Someone who is a stupid head, or who is just not with it.

My friend gage is such a dingle cheek.

by Crop duster 02 February 26, 2017

dinglecracka

A dinglecracka is when a boy and a girl have sex in their parents home when the house is empty. The lights go off and her shit-covered thong is left on the floor. When they hear a noise downstairs, they scramble to put clothes on. Since the lights are off, the girl puts the shit-covered thong on backwards. Therefore, the shit-covered thong is sucked into the vagina crack; aka the dinglecracka.

*Alex and Nick have sex in Alex's room*

During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.

Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.

Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.

Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?

by VibratingNut June 20, 2017

dingleberry peacebridge

A dingleberry that connects from frontal pubic hairs to your anus

Owww that made my ass hurt ... I must have a dingleberry peacebridge.

by BIG CHUNKY June 25, 2017