Christian Dews

A Thicc lad who needs mental help

Guy 1: Don't Christian Dews look like Big Chungus

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he looks a bit like snorlax too

by Big Chungus (aka. Snorlax) July 14, 2019

snow dew

old snow that is dirty and mushy and gross. kind of looks like snow and sand mixed together. looks very ugly and it’s a brownish type of color. barely looks like snow.

snow dew looks like crap

by uziberry May 11, 2018

sleep dew

the slight sweat film covering you when you wake in the morning.

"I woke this morning in a warm sleep dew covering me and my bed sheets"

by wife of keith john January 7, 2012

Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective

Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you

by Zapgourley August 9, 2020

Make Dew

Literally doing anything at all. Also used as a response to anything

Bernice:My Mom died
Nikolai:Well Make dew then

by Big Dick Energy August 2, 2018

smokin a dew

(dark lotus) either violent jay was reffering to drinking a mountain dew(which is highly unlikely because in "want my shit" he says "i sad fago, fuck mountain dew"...or it means smokin a joint. i thought he says "i skateboard back and forth smokin a "jib" but the lyrics say "dew" coincedentally "jib" is defined as manouvering on a skateboard or something with wheels. alot of trick here. calling it a joint for now until my much anticipated personal interview with violent jay from insane clown posse

And the smell coming outta that yard would choke a pig
I skateboard back and forth smokin a dew

by violent jayyyyyy December 8, 2013

Man Dew

Carbonated water known to be drank mostly by homosexual men, usually when engaging in foreplay

As a gay, i can’t go for more than 12 seconds without my Man Dew.

by CIJHNN October 15, 2017