derricked

another word for stealing, made up by some dumbass who thinks he's cool

I derricked some abercrombie today!

by byc March 30, 2008

Derrick

Complete zombie loving human being and has a bigger dick than most brandons. also uses the word "word" in every agreement. Is also the biggest asshole in the world.

derrick is so fucking cool. word.

by bladezeta January 4, 2010

Derick

a pretty nice dude who’s says dumb things. He also knows how to spell coconut. He is also very sensitive and probably part of the class of 2023

No one: ....
Derick: they are OUR foreigners

by verysmartintellect July 25, 2019

Derick Chan

Derick Chan is the most annoying dude he steals your stuff but he is kind an nice :)

you:hey Derick Chan why did you steal my car
Derick Chan:oh so sorry here have money and the car back
you:thanks

by temmieflakes69 June 23, 2019

Lightational device

A prolonged nick name for a lighter.

Friend1:You got a Lightational device?

by Wagwan dickhead January 21, 2021

Electronic Masturbation Device

An Electronic Masturbation Device, purchased at MEO, is a male jack-off machine that a guy uses or another guy can use to give his dick an awesome cumgasm. A dude's boner is lubed and inserted into it's oriface and placed over his cock-head and then turned on -- with 10 different settings, someone can use the cum-maker to give a guy's cock a mild to wild cumgasm as he blows hs load. Also used for "hands-free" or "forced" cumgasms.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought an Electronic Masturbation Device, and he ties my hands behind my back and makes me suck his dick until we both have mind and cock-blowing cumgasms -- then he makes me swallow his cum and suck the device clean!

by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021

Steve Jobs Device

An apple product, usually hand held or portable

"Did you hear about the new iPad?"

"The world does not need another steve jobs device."

by DingusMoose March 30, 2010