distracted approval

When you ask your distracted manager (interrupted by skype, email, cell phone call, etc) half-heartedly approves your request in order to make you go away.

When I talked to Sylvia this morning, I got a distracted approval to go ahead with the plans. But I better remind her about it.

by textwoman May 20, 2011

Destruction Aesthetics

Noun. Finding beauty or appeal in broken, destroyed, or collapsing things.

People think I'm strange for liking old, beat-up cars and collapsing buildings, but I just really enjoy destruction aesthetics.

by Ohreally? March 8, 2013

distrupted

A disturbing interruption usually done to a person when they are very busy.

I hate getting "Distrupted" in school while I'm trying to take an exam.

by aunt acid July 6, 2014

Destruct-a-Buck

The act of driving around in broad daylight in search of deer, or bucks, and then striking them with your car in the middle of the road, effectively killing the animal. Then indulging yourself and your partner to some hardcore anal sex over the dead animal and whilst on the road. Commonly during the act, partners use brute force on their partner and the corpse alike, but remember, NO FUCKING THE DEER. That's beastiality and gross.

Tom Cruise - Hey Eric, wanna go Destruct-a-Buck?

Eric Cartman - No, sorry brah, I got caught last time on account of me FUCKING the deer

Tom Cruise - What the hell is wrong with you

by The Alabama Firedragon man August 10, 2017

Destructitate

To break things and cause chaos while eating potatoes.

"The little boy destructitated his bedroom."

by Anonymous quokka October 27, 2020

spinal destruction

A brutal move in wrestling where the wrestler slams the opponent onto the floor of the ring bruising or sometimes damaging the spine.

Rick Redd just did his first spinal destruction!

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

The Destructo Disk

Take a dish or plate, piss on it, freeze the plate then when the plate is frozen take it an slide it under a victim's bedroom door in the late hours. The room temperature will do the rest.

1: My roommate slide a The Destructo Disk under my door last night. My room smelled so bad this morning. I think I'll get him back with the good ol' poo butter.

2: Bro slow down what's The Destructo Disk?

1: You know? When someone takes a frozen plate of piss and let's it warm up in your room?

by in_an_unmarked_grave June 3, 2021