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Reverse Desperate Housewife

When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.

It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"

"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
by durkadurkista November 4, 2013
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desperate sex

When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.
Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.
by AndyLockhart August 10, 2016
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Desperate Warrior

A person who fought a battle for social justice in a stupid and very counterproductive way
When you want to do something at all costs, but you don't have the right mental skills. Often the battle carried on ends up becoming a joke.

Is a subgenre of Social Justice Warrior.
"Of all the problems that exist and that devastate our lives. Have you decided to fight this? You are a desperate warrior."
by Sorry W December 6, 2020
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Desperate

The term for when a guy asked if he can use it as a pillow. “It” referring to a girls ass.
When a guy is desperate, he may ask: Can I use it as a pillow?
by RomanticProfessional June 3, 2021
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Desperate day

The day Know as Desperate day is the day 12/5 it is used to show how desperate you are.
Hey pls stop being a bitch and inv me to the clan its Desperate day.
by Arealbaby December 5, 2021
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Desperate Janz

When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.
Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?
by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022
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devin desperate

to be so desperate that you will do anything for pussy
girl: "last night at the club i saw this really ugly girl getting hit on by this guy. he seemed really devin desperate."
by unknown to him... October 21, 2018
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