Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.

Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."

by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

Deez nuts

Perfect description of ur testicals

Suck on deez nuts

I love deez nuts

by The new nuts July 31, 2022

deez nuts

The name of my vietnamese attack squirrel

Do you want bofa

bofa what

deez nuts attack

by boudaciousslayqueen420 June 09, 2022

Deez nuts

A “attack” squirrel that was fed meth by some weird American dude. Like this actually happened. Look it up

Sick balls deez nuts

by Garysmattresses February 26, 2022

Deez nuts

Can I put my balls in ya jaws, they are really tasty, trust no sus

"Do you want deez nuts in ya mouth"

by nutsballsmouthidk November 24, 2021

Deez nuts

The best comeback of all time (other than ur mom duuhhh) and who ever thinks otherwise is a fucking puta! <3

Friend 1: ayo bro u hungry for some pizza
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!

by Genderfluid and Pansexual babe November 09, 2021

Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 02, 2021