All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 5, 2015

depressed

when you want to kill yourself. When you feel sad.

I am depressed that I got dumped.

by jxh2003 March 7, 2017

Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’

friend: that test was easy peasy lemon squeezy
me: i’m a Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

by yeeeetttt,345 November 11, 2019

6 dressed up as a 9

Someone who dresses up and takes nice pics on facebook or when they go out, but they look like all hell when the lights come on.

Ok, you're out at the club and you meet a girl who seems like a 9... but she's really a 6 dressed up as a 9. Mathematically a 6 out of 10. You see her again not dressed up and the only thing she's left with is her dignity.

Not to be confused with 69, good from far, far from good.

by PhantomResponse December 15, 2011

dressed heavy

carrying a gun, rolling strapped with a peice, having a heater in ones tuck, holding that problem solver, working with that ice machine, holding that iron

i can't get through a metal detector because i'm dressed heavy.

by T TOWN CLOWN October 7, 2007

depressed

What many teenagers claim to be.
Most of the time it's just their hormones.

James (13): I'm so depressed. :( </3
Mary: No you're not, fucktard.

by Hitler !! August 31, 2008

dressed to the nine

When poor people put on their sunday's best from 1984, to go clubing in 2006 and work it like they are a perfect ten. Poor man's "good" clothes.

Girl 1: Hey Girl!, Look at you, all dressed to the nine!
Girl 2: You know it!
Girl 1: All right now!

by LynnWhittman July 13, 2006