A glorified drug dealer is a pharmacist.
Person 1: “hey do you have any viagra??”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”
by ITakeBenadryl August 9, 2021
by BlazinBananas August 14, 2023
Your friend who after HS spends all their early 20's selling nickle and dime weed packs to get by. Usually still lives at moms place, gets high on their own supply all the time.
person 1: yo what happened to your cousin ever since I went away for college?
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.
by MrSquaky February 15, 2018
Old dude who use to skate that picks up skateboards from the shop to resell or raffle at inflated prices so that they can use the money to support their addiction.
Dave’s a Deck Dealer, he’s cleared out three stores of all the new skateboard decks and now is raffling and selling them so he can buy more.
by Skaterboi89 August 6, 2022
Like a drug dealer, except he deals raw milk instead of drugs. Many homeschoolers or health freaks who aren't farmers have raw milk dealers.
Raw Milk Dealer: "I swear there are no drugs in here!"
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*
by OkStephen March 14, 2022
by Average drug dealer February 17, 2022
by louisja May 18, 2019