cheesecake dealer

Someone who eats cheesecake out of a gay man's asshole

He's the biggest cheesecake dealer around he's soooo gay

by It's ya boi jerome May 13, 2020

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Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

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Dealers Minute

A longer time than was promised, and in some cases never showing up.

*Friend 2 shows up an hour late*
Friend 1: God damn, took you a dealers minute to get here.

Friend 2: My bad, I didn’t mean to lag so hard.

by AssBlaster805 February 4, 2022

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Jest Dealer

An individual who you know next to nothing about but you frequently text them only to be supplied jokes, gaffs, memes, and other comedy related media.

I realized I hadn't ever had a real conversation with Jeremy, my jest dealer, but that I had only been turning to texting him to be shown an array of jokes that we could mutually appreciate

by yeahthisisanaccount September 15, 2020

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