by poopmanthe destroyerthatlovesp October 02, 2011
A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens and testicles each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes to his room and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend. He then pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
Look at that David.
by The Entire Population Of Canada March 09, 2015
David is a dumb fuck
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by Motley76 March 13, 2017
Blonde hair, blue eyes, and is very strong. He can be kicked in the balls and not feel a thing and just laugh. He has perfect muscles without even trying to workout. He is silly, funny, nice, and very caring. He is basically a martyr for his friends, he would sacrifice his own life for those whom he loves the most. He is very trustworthy and understanding. He is pretty good with his hands too, he beat Through the Fire and Flames on EXPERT on Guitar Hero 3. He has a VERY deep voice, and it's quite amusing when he is singing to Lady GaGa. This guy is my best friend, and more.
by somegirl136 November 29, 2009
David is a nice guy when you get to know him but when he gets a girlfriend/wife he changes he starts to get in trouble a lot but he’ll make it up to the people he loves and says he will never replace them but he flirts with girls and hangs out with them so like cheating on you but DONT ever have a boy named David in your life
by Slimelover55643 July 09, 2018
A speed demon that is deeply in love with his lawnmower, so far that he would have intercourse with it
by Stepone October 18, 2019