pussy date

a date where you know you're going to get laid

sorry i cant hang out tonight. i haven't been laid since i have been playing D&D , so i really need this pussy date

by sugar918 December 17, 2019

Tell-by date

A pun of the phrase "sell-by date" used to indicate when food will expire.

When a person uses a joke which has already become stale and frowned upon.

Man you need to stop using that joke, it's waaaaay passed it's tell-by date.

by codliver December 20, 2010

Drop In Date

When your date comes over to your house for the rendezvous, or vice versa.

I had a Drop In Date with that guy during Election Day.

by Lisa Brazent June 26, 2016

Date Rosy Palm and her five sisters

to masturbate, specifically males.

Dude, did you date Rosy Palm and her five sisters last night?

by Derek M. May 16, 2006

hot date

A date with a high likelihood that it will end in sex.

Guy: I got a hot date with Tina tonight. I better bring a few condoms along.

by Triple Double March 17, 2013

First Date Farts

After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.

M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.

*BRAAAAAP*

by birchak December 5, 2009

Date or Mate

Date or Mate is a common shithead disease, widely spread between gay Instagram stories.

Omg Karen put date or mate on your story

by mate your small October 21, 2019