diversity

an old old wooden ship

"I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship. I don't think the network was talking about an old wooden ship, Ron." -Anchorman

by 4t7j4k4 September 23, 2005

diversity

The variety of life forms on the planet.

Can also be used as a political term meaning forced race mixing.

The planet has a natural diversity of animal and plant life.

by zos12345 December 17, 2013

Divesh

A vegetarian man with crazy hair who complaints about his weight in spite of being lean. He is often good looking and lacks a filter.

Between modesty and pomposity, comes divesh

When you need to buy your wedding dress, ask a divesh.

by MagnaCarta123 October 19, 2015

Polish Nose Dive

Going down on a woman and proceed to use your abnormally large nose, not your tongue, to pleasure her

-Hey Madeline, have you checked out Joe today?
-No, Why?
-His nose would be perfect for a Polish Nose Dive!

by ANTPATALE January 30, 2009

deep dive

An in-depth or comprehensive review of a topic.

The speaker informed the board of directors that she would provide a deep dive on the topic of incentive compensation at their next meeting.

by QAB May 16, 2014

dumpster diver

Stacy and Nicole's FAVORITE pastime! We have found that the best dumpster's are any dollar store. They throw away TONS of GREAT things!
The best things that these 2 girls: Stacy and Nicole have found:

New, unopened DVD's
Jewlery
Money
Pet Food
Tic Tacs
Office supplies
Pills
Magazines and Books
Homless men that have become thier good friend's.

They got their love of junk picking and dumpster diving from Stacy's father, who is Nicole's Grandpa Paul!

Nicole says, " Mom!! It's Monday, we have to get to the dumpsters on Wolcott Street BECAUSE you know they empty the dumpsters tonight!"

Stacy says, " OK, OK... GRAB the plastic gloves and flashlights, Nicole..."

Nicole says," Do we have anymore hand sanitizer, Mom?"

Stacy says, " Yes, hon, let's get goin'"

We both grin and say, " WE ARE THE BEST DUMPSTER DIVER'S EVER!!"

by Stacy and Nicole September 9, 2008

Foot Dive

Whilst you are having sexual intercourse with your significant other in the doggy style position and your about to nut, you push thier chest to the bed, wrap your legs around and place the palms of your feet on the back of their head and Foot Dive them off the bed as you nut...then respectively make your self a sandwich, like Doctor Doom would

Yo man check it i was F^$%in this girl Shandy last night doggy style and i was about to nut so i pushed her A$$ down put my feet on the back of her head and Foot Dived that trick half way across the room, right as i nutted, then i respectively made my self a sandwich

by Doctor Doom Aka J Dubs June 19, 2011