by CoolDJ1000000000 October 13, 2020

When you decide to hit three parties in one day and get absolutely obliterated to the point where you no longer have any eye sight.
by ElephantDroppings June 13, 2020

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her
with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.
(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)
with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.
(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)
by Jizzanary November 17, 2017

Refers to the mental space you find yourself in when an incoming poop is trying hard to birth itself but you must keep it up in there for the time being.
I took it all the way to crown town on my jog last night, bless those conveniently placed port-o-johns.
by k-shnizzle December 10, 2021

"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"
"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."
"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."
by The Ham King January 18, 2010

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.
by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011

by Canary in a Coal mine February 22, 2021
