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a crown tundra

Neo this is what a crown tundra is
by CoolDJ1000000000 October 13, 2020
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Triple Crown

When you decide to hit three parties in one day and get absolutely obliterated to the point where you no longer have any eye sight.
Yo are you down to run a triple crown tonight me and the boys are thinking about blacking out.
by ElephantDroppings June 13, 2020
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Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)
"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong
by Jizzanary November 17, 2017
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Crown Town

Refers to the mental space you find yourself in when an incoming poop is trying hard to birth itself but you must keep it up in there for the time being.
I took it all the way to crown town on my jog last night, bless those conveniently placed port-o-johns.
by k-shnizzle December 10, 2021
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Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.
"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."
by The Ham King January 18, 2010
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Colon Crown

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.
My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.
by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011
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