Crisped

Figuratively, what you feel when your life hopes are suddenly in shambles.
Literally, when you opted for a CRISPR upgrade by someone missed a letter or two and you spend your life in a slum instead of a penthouse

I feel soo crisped these days. Back to my folks’ basement again.

by KMS19 March 8, 2020

Something came up with the crisp

Low on money; Poor.

Sorry guys. I can’t come out, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

Crisp

Off-putting and fragile.

Maggie Gyllenhal was so crisp, her friends stopped talking to her.

by Deraj Hunan September 20, 2022

Dallas Crisp

A heartless sack of crap who likes to fuck his "homeboys" girlfriends and steal them.

That was a real Dallas Crisp thing to do!

by SallysAlleys June 23, 2025

soggy crisps

ben

that guy called ben is like cheese and onion soggy crisps

by sexyladythatishot November 21, 2021

Crisp

Crisp deriving from Crispy or Crispé is a word used to describe a refreshing situation or experiencing something good

For example a person finds a ten sheet in a pair of jeans they haven’t worn in weeks “ah crisp, I’ve just found a tenner in my jeans mate”

Another example, “this your new car? That’s fucking crisp mate!”

A hot girl walks by “ahhh mate she was criiiiisp!!!”

by The Chairman Geoff Bentley February 7, 2020

Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016