chippest

Of Anthonate origin, chippest is an irregular verb; the infinitive chippesse is conjugated as follows in the present active indicative:

chippest, chippes, chippest, chippesumus, chippestis, chippesunt

... and so on, following the model of the Latin irregular esse.

Following Megan's lead, we all chippesumus.

by Emily February 18, 2005

Cripple cake

a person you love dearly who has somehow crippled him/herself. (I.e broke there leg)

(on the phone)Sally:Bobby you have to come get me i broke my leg snowboarding, im at the hospital
Bobby: k ill b right there
~bobby to sally: Hey, hows my cripple cake !?

by aries:) March 31, 2009

Crippler Crossface

The move that killed Daniel Benoit!

OMG Chris Benoit killed Daniel Benoit with the crippler crossface

by Jack Lewis September 16, 2007

cripple

an insult to use to ones friends when they are unable to do something.
or said when a disabled person is seen

'are you a fuckin cripple?!'
or
'i'd hate to be a cripple'

by 106_joN May 13, 2005

Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).

1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.

by givit May 22, 2009

chippest

worshipping squirrels in pink leather. squirrels that are wearing pink leather, you don't worship in them.

my Catholic high school was alarmed when they learned of my daily chippest rituals

by Amy February 18, 2005

Cripple Cracker

A white boy in the suburbs who talks like he's from "da hood" and acts like he's a gangster. They usually look like complete idiots and sound stupid as well.

"Did you see Noah? He's such a cripple cracker! He keeps talking about how he's from the hood and he acts like a gangster!"

by RandomUsername776 January 26, 2019