Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.

I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.

by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020

berries and cream

Part of lyrics from a song that goes "I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream" and does a goofy dance. Mainly people do this dance on tik tok when they're in a goofy silly mood.

Kyle: Hey Scoopert, wanna go make a berries and cream tik tok?
Scoopert: sure, I'm feeling a lil' silly today buddy.
irish guy - *ahh ah!* berries and cream, berries and cream, im a little lad that loves berries and cream. berries and cream! berries and cream! im a little lad that loves berrrriessss and creaaaaaaam!

by George Orwell's butt November 9, 2021

straight cream

When something is rad, cool, out there. Legit. Sweet. Awesome. Sick. Slick. Better than yours. Better than mine.

That girl's butt is straight cream!

by StacheTastic November 7, 2015

Baby Cream

A man's cum.

Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.

God dammit Demetrius... I ain't on the pill no more and you got this baby cream all up in me, I ain't got time for this!!!

by theflash78 April 8, 2013

Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020

Jimmy creamed

To completely mess up or to fuck up horribly.

woah dude you really Jimmy Creamed that abortion.

by bloodyhellharry July 20, 2016

cream bucket

That is what women call men who are a dumpters for women that cum on them. They are collection of girls that they slept with. Exp: I would never do that guy, he is the biggest cream bucket around.
Oh that guy is such a cream bucket, and he doesnt take a shower too!

That old geezer is a cream bucket!

by andresillo November 14, 2010