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counter hog

Counter hog is someone who takes up space at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. The overuse of a shared counter.

When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.

When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.
Jim said "OMG, I was at Starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave."

Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."

Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "
by Tanya Coffee May 23, 2013
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counter-hint

When you detect that somebody is giving you a hint, so you give them one right back.
I've asked you to socialize with me, and each time you've told me that you have other plans. So I'll leave you alone unless you ask me out and let ME tell YOU whether I'm "busy." -- The speaker is giving a counter-hint that s/he has reason to believe that the person spoken to is giving him/her a hint that they're not interested in dating/ palling around.
by Powerpasser December 3, 2018
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counter-brunch

a meal lovingly and proudly described in great detail in response to a meal lovingly and proudly described in great detail for the purpose of arousing jealousy.
I talked to Kay about my runny eggs, and got hit with an epic counter-brunch. I'm so hungry.
by counterbruncher August 4, 2014
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Meat Counter

When you lick a gooch and the testicles and penis rest on your forehead
She licked my gooch and i put my meat on the meat counter
by Man-duh-panduh February 20, 2019
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Counter-burn

By making a statement to counter a roast from a person.
My friend roasts the teacher, but the teacher made a counter-burn that made my friend shut up.
by Talibum11 April 20, 2018
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Counter-Yoink

The Counter-Yoink is an exceedingly rare version of a yoink allowing the yoinked party to counter the effects of a yoink, provided the initial yoink has not been fully completed.
I was trying to yoink that puck from him, but he totally counter-yoinked me.
by anon1293844 May 17, 2020
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Counter-Drift

The act of countering another cars drift.

Accurately predicting another racers drift line and taking an alternate route to prevent a collision or achieve an overtake.

Accurately predicting another racers drift line and taking an alternate route that crosses at greater speed at a later or earlier point, effectively countering their line. Used for overtaking and collision prevention.
I almost hit him, good thing I counter-drifted.
by DiGiTaL DOPE September 2, 2018
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