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counter hog

Counter hog is someone who takes up space at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. The overuse of a shared counter.

When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.

When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.
Jim said "OMG, I was at Starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave."

Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."

Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "
by Tanya Coffee May 23, 2013
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Counter-Banter

(Verb)
If one ‘Counter-Banters’, it is the action of deciding not to take part in some casual banter that a mate is having with you; it is to kill an exchange of banter stone-dead.
“Ah that’s a shame, I was only being sarcastic and trying to have a laugh, instead you decided to take the matter seriously and shut me down. That was a real case of counter-bantering.”
by Monstermunch2003 June 16, 2020
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Counter strike

A game made for kids who just stopped playing minecraft for 5 years. This game is a little bit on the slow side, but the overpowered guns insure for a quick death.
The weapon “skins” in the game that can be sold for real life money are found in ‘Crates’. These crates have a chance to give different rarities of skins (with a knife skin being the rarest tier.)
This game has been criticized for its “gambling websites” which allows people of any age to gamble their skins (which are worth real money) to have a chance to get a better one. It has also been criticized for its salty community.
“All these kids on Counter strike keep using those auto-snipers”
by xX_Boss_Xx December 9, 2017
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counter meme

The act of countering an enemy using a meme of yours
John:sends fuck you infinite meme

Counter meme

You:send a no u meme
by jack jonson BUTREAL April 8, 2019
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Counter-Drift

The act of countering another cars drift.

Accurately predicting another racers drift line and taking an alternate route to prevent a collision or achieve an overtake.

Accurately predicting another racers drift line and taking an alternate route that crosses at greater speed at a later or earlier point, effectively countering their line. Used for overtaking and collision prevention.
I almost hit him, good thing I counter-drifted.
by DiGiTaL DOPE September 2, 2018
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Counter-burn

By making a statement to counter a roast from a person.
My friend roasts the teacher, but the teacher made a counter-burn that made my friend shut up.
by Talibum11 April 20, 2018
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Meat Counter

When you lick a gooch and the testicles and penis rest on your forehead
She licked my gooch and i put my meat on the meat counter
by Man-duh-panduh February 20, 2019
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