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cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.
Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load
by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022
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cottage cheese

When someone ejaculates and excretes at the same time during sexual intercourse.
Bro, she said she couldn't hold it in and she cottage cheesed all over my chest!
by urmeanium August 23, 2021
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Swiss Cottage Secondary School

A school situated 10 minutes away from Gombak MRT station. Relatively uneventful unless you're from 4E3 2021.
The principal is very cool, 10/10 like him as principal. However, the school could use a bit of capital injection to boost the school's budget.
Teachers progressively get better/more satirical the higher the level you go.
Amath and Chem is compulsory FYI
xdd: Eh I swee swee got into Swiss Cottage Secondary School wei
xmm: fuck you ccb i thought you coming with me go staircase for sex education nbcb
by probablyfromswisscotagesec August 26, 2021
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Honeysuckle Cottage

Verb form:

A Honeysuckle Cottage is an elaborate form of oral sex carried out by 2 individuals (one must be male), typically where 375 grams of pasteurized Canadian 'Bee Maid' honey is applied/drizzled around the male genitalia to act as a cleansing lubricant. Once completed, any type of curdled dairy product or 'cottage cheese' will suffice for phase 2 of a Honeysuckle Cottage. The cottage cheese is then stuffed in and around the urethra/ foreskin of the penis. The second person (either man or woman) proceeds to orally 'go to town' on said penis area. Guaranteeing a smooth glide over the penile shaft by utilizing the physical attributes of honey and cottage cheese, creating ideal texture and a sense of euphoric pleasure for the receiving individual. If the man receiving the Honeysuckle Cottage is lucky enough, chunks of cottage cheese will be sucked away from the foreskin during the slurping process, stimulating sensitive areas. Not only does a honeysuckle Cottage provide sexual satisfaction for both partners, but also a nutrient rich and satisfactory meal for the one giving said actions.

Noun Form:
Honeysuckle Cottage is also an establishment located in the south of the United Kingdom in the county 'Surrey' where the type of oral sex was invented. To this day, Honeysuckle cottage still provides new visitors with the sexual experience and rich culture of the local suburban area.
Verb Form:
Steven - "Shit man, I'm hungry and horny, what do you think this calls for?"
Garry - "Same bro, I already know your ready for this mean Honeysuckle Cottage."
Steven - "Grab the honey gng."

Noun form:
Timothy - "this sex thing is getting tiring, I wanna spice things up"
Abby -"Have you heard about Honeysuckle Cottage?"
Timothy - "No.."
Abby - "Trust me, its a magical place with mythical rarity blow jobs, we should go"
by Krongus Doohickey November 13, 2024
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cottage cheese sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.
by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024
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Cottage Pie

When you have a wild sex session and you rip her a good one that her vagina looks more like a cottage pie that a bulldog just finished with after trying to eat before you were able to pull the dog away.
Ajay- I just cottage pied Katelyn so good.

Or

Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.
by BigDoodle1 January 17, 2025
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cottage pie

Intimate act performed by two uncircumcised men of any sexuality (if you are wearing socks, it's not gay).
The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.
Person A: "You know what that wack dude Josh did?"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"
by mortalmanfr February 9, 2025
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