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cottage time

the act of watching hard core porn and jerking off with your friends at a cottage. and getting a pink teddy bear, cutting a whole in it, and fucking it.
"i just got done having cottage time with lana rhoades"
by chriserin March 11, 2020
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Cotton candy Randy

A guy who thinks he's funny/humorous but in reality is cringy and creepy.
that guy thinks he's hilarious but in reality he's a cotton candy Randy.
by Joemamaniss June 12, 2020
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Cottini test

A skill test used solely as an excuse to fire an employee.
Natalia took the Cottini Test and was fired out after that.
by Vipero September 25, 2020
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Mexican Cotton

Slang for wool. Cotton produced in Mexico is notorious for having a very coarse quality, and therefore is often mistaken as wool.
O rats I shouldn't have worn this shirt, it's made of that damned Mexican cotton!
by a.wonderhorse June 13, 2010
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hoops-cotter

hoops-cotter is any male with a penis over 3 feet long. Hoops-cotter's don't feel any sympathy towards women, as they just use them for sex objects.
A pimp would be considered a hoops-cotter. Most Celebrities couls be considered hoops-cotters
by scooterv May 6, 2010
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e-cottaging

When unprotected computer users engage in sex talk in seedy public chatrooms.
George Michael loves e-cottaging, he prefers it to real cottaging because he can do it at home in his slippers and dressing gown.
by WelshAsian January 15, 2012
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Juicy Cottage Cheese

Giving a girl a black eye by shooting cum out to hard and fast at her face
Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}
by ABurgesss January 2, 2013
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