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Cosmic Krunked

The act of being cross faded and high on mushrooms
Is he cross fading? no he tripled up on some mushrooms, he's getting Cosmic Krunked
by _ hijack _ April 7, 2024
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Cosmic Connection

We all used to have a cosmic connection.

Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.

Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.

Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.

Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.
Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.

Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.
by Option 22 December 6, 2019
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cosmic

a loose bottom with a broken laptop
Cosmic is a loose bottom, who dictates people on discord with a broken laptop
by Jessica sjsjsj March 20, 2021
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Cosmic Delta

most illegal legal discord user charged with various war crimes and cyber crimes jk just an edgy user 👀 or not
Cosmic Delta: Damn
Blue: @everyone mass ping @Cosmic Delta
by Cosmic Zeppeli December 29, 2020
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Cosmic Wocky

a street term for a cocktail containing soda with DXM as the Base! and usually does not contain other additives in the cocktail such as Codeine or Promethazine
This is not Wocky, This is Cosmic Wocky
Different Vibes, Different Culture
by SMARTBOYYYY October 17, 2025
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Cosmic Douma

the most retarded kid the world has ever seen
Cosmic Douma likes to rape kids
by sneakay :3 April 30, 2023
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Cosmic Clap

The new term coinded by Link E. Starbureiy given to the old 'Big Bang'. This word is more appropriate because it implies that two or more objects collided and created the universe, rather than a random-source explosion.
Reference to the Big Bang is olde skool. If you want to be hip, call it the Cosmic Clap.
by Cosmologer October 13, 2007
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