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A game played by at least two ass ninjas where you get in a circle and jerk off on a cookie. The last one to finish has to eat the cookie. Commonly recommended when there isn't shit going on and you and your buddies can't find anything to do. Although I don't know anyone who has actually ever played it, thank god.
Joe: "Hey what the fuck are we doing tonight?"

John: "I don't know, let's play cookie."

Jeff: "Fuck that man, your gay."
by dont god damn worry about it December 28, 2005
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A widely used word for STDS.
Mainly gentital warts and Crabs.

The name was given after a young man named ´cookie´
gave all the old woman in a small midlands village Warts.
Oh man the guys got ´cookies´!
Get yourself checked ASAP!
by cpaker September 14, 2011
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A game played in public schools where a cookie of any kind is stolen from the cafeteria. The cookie is then placed under the thing that seperates two urinals. Two boys then pee on the cookie. The first one to stop peeing has to eat the cookie. Money is usually placed on the two contestants.
Theres supposed to be a good cookie match after third hour.
by Kein Mitlied Fer Die Merheit December 17, 2002
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A sexual move involving a cookie.

The woman puts a cookie in her mouth whilst the guy slaps his erect penis across the woman's face. Eventually he cums and it goes all over the biscuit. Then the woman snaps the cookie in half and shoves one half up her wet pussy then pulls it out again and eats it. She repeats it with the other half and then the man uses it as a dildo for her pussy.
"Oh Jaime get the rest of the packet of cookies"
by Jibran Syeed August 13, 2006
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The action of slapping a woman in the genatila. Usually with the back of the hand.
She slapped her friend in the vagina and called out “COOKIE!!!” As she ran past. Everyone laughed.
by Swizzletddizzle August 9, 2018
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Cookie~ The food of gods give the cookie as a offering and you are safe so you can go home and eat 1,000 cookies Intel you die and then you give all your cookies recipes to a gacha because you never had and true love so you never had kids. Thank you for your time.
God~ Please give me your offering

You~*hands 1,000 cookies*

God~Ummm thanks *eats cookie* wow
by Black_Wolf378 November 9, 2019
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A type of dog who is the fattest bish alive
Boy-wheres cookie
Girl-how can you not see her she's fat af
by Minikilla18 May 11, 2018
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