Colbert pick-me-up

Two Pringles Original Flavor chips with Reddi Wip whipped cream in the middle.

Jump-Rope Sally was pushing "Colbert pick-me-ups" behind the swing sets at recess, until Principal Sanders caught her with a Reddi Wip and an empty can of Pringles one day.

by Cottonsince85 March 31, 2010

Condom Commercial Kid

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.

"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."

by arka June 3, 2008

commerce twp

Place where people are high 24/7 & fly everywhere.

Joey was flying around the room, only because he lived in Commerce Twp.

by d!icksh!t July 4, 2008

Chamber of Commerce Day

Traditionally it has meant a day with gorgeous weather that would encourage tourists to visit and companies to relocate to a particular area. In Atlanta, it means a mid-October Saturday when it is 65 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, and you are out drinking on a patio with a woman who has no problem going down on you after your second date...

"Hey, it looks like a Chamber of Commerce Day this Saturday; 70 degrees, light breeze, no chance of rain, what would you say to the Treehouse for a late liquid lunch?"

by Irish Mike 2007 October 25, 2007

Colbert's Disease

A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.

*In flat monotone* "Sorry, I can't speak with emotion right now, I have the Colbert's Disease."

by colbertista137 November 10, 2006

stephen colbert

the host of the colbert report, one of the two funniest people in the world, along with jon stewart

stephen colbert is fucking funny

by guitarist1 November 22, 2006

Colbert

Verb - To create a new word using existing words in the English language in the same fashion as Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert often introduces new words his show invents in both the opening credits and in his monologue.

Stephen colberted the words wikiality, truthiness, and superstantial.

by Aarani March 10, 2007