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Doja Coma

When you are so high, you have no choice but to sleep for approx. 1 to 2 hours only to wake up and eat everything in a 2 block radius.
Jon was high as a junt and quickly fell into a Doja Coma. *Falls asleep* An hour and a half later, he awoke in a hungry rage. The first thing that he eats is Swedish Fish, colorful Twizzlers, and Ramen noodles. *Maxin' on munchies* He then proceeded to clear out the neighbors' cabinets.

Before he knew it, Jon began to come to his senses and proceeded to roll more junts and began the cycle all over again.

Let's ride bikes.
by Chrisb Chrisb August 9, 2009
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69 coma

when in the 69 position you seem to lose some consciousness and focus only on the pleasure you are recieving while your partner recieves the dead mouth or dead tongue syndrome, depending on the circumstance.
"me and this guy were doing 69 when i lost focus and starting concetrating on the pleasure i was recieving, when i came to was giving a sloppy half ass hand job, i was totally in a 69 coma"
by weiner4ya August 19, 2009
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the official mode of transportation of mullets around the world.

See also "camaro cut".
You should have seen this hick riding past my house. He had this primered-out 82 Camaro with T-tops, and his mullet was flapping out the top.
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Camaro

Can Annihilate Mustangs and Rice Owners
Camaros own. Ricers and Mustang Drivers can kiss my SS
by Mullet-o August 9, 2008
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Camaro

An insanely fast and cool car that is rarely driven by people who are not American. Most Camaro drivers are male, split into two groups, high school/college, and midlife crisis. Is also the only popular American muscle car that does not break down in 10 seconds.
Lol, you have a camaro? they are so terrib-HOLY SHIT!
by TheAmerican54 April 10, 2017
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Coma Head

When a trick gets down and uses both hands, lots of spit and slob, has perfect rotation of her head and neck, looks you in both eyes, tells you some shit like "You gonna cum when I say so Muthafucka!" and you bust a nut SO fucking hard dat you feel dizzy and yo asshole hurt and you take yo ass right to sleep and you sleep so hard that you don't hear A GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN' THANG!!
This bitch got down on her knees and gave me not just regular head. Dis bitch gave me coma head!
by 294 July 11, 2009
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coma couch

That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.
Watching Charlie on the coma couch.

Person A: "If Charlie dead?"

Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
by whydee November 6, 2012
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