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I'm literally a communist

A term used to admit you're retarded, ignorant, supportive of dictatorships or possibly all three.

Gained infamy from a Guardian writer (see brain dead) named Ash Sarkar when she yelled it in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she loved Obama.
Ash Sarkar (alongside the many morons circle jerking of her "slap down" of Piers Morgan) claims to be against fascism, racism and oppression but communism has been responsible for the biggest suffering in human history causing Holodomor in the USSR which led to more deaths than even the Holocaust.

Communism installs a dictatorship, censors the media, imprisons political opposition and bans "wrong think" (so anything opposed or contrary to the communistic ideology of the state). In other words, it's little different than Nazism and thus fascism, those who say otherwise will claim willful ignorance to communism's principles and crimes against humanity often arguing "true communism has never been tested."

It has been tested and is still in place in a country like North Korea. Anyone yelling "I'm literally a communist" like Ash should receive a one way ticket to there and that includes half of the zombified users on the unitedkingdom and London reddit subs who honestly think communism can work.

Brain dead woman aka Ash Sarkar: "I'm literally a communist enjoying the free speech I can only have in a democracy!"

Twitter braindead communists: "Us too! Communism works...except when it didn't...which has been all the time...b-but one day it will when we get the right guy controlling absolutely everything! Now...where were we? Oh yes...down with fascism..."
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Dirty Communist

Republican term for anyone who is a liberal/supports liberals.
John McCain: Obama is a dirty communist!

Obama: Come at me bro.
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Communist

A dOoSh BaG wItH nOtHiNg To LiVe FoR
Brendan is a f**got ass communist
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communisticist

The sudden realization of how awesome communism is and the want to be a communist leader but realizing that you dont have a sick mustache so no one will take you seriously and then entering a deep depression which most likely will result in suicide.
History Teacher: Hitler at the age of 7 wanted to be a communist but his mustache was totally gay so he became a Nazi.

Student: So does that make hitler a communisticist?
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good-vibe-communist

Optimistic normie who tries to spread his/her positive vibes all the time. Not acknowledging his/her limited mind he/she thinks he/she can make the world be a better place. Most likely they will post pictures on their Instagram to show how amazing their life is with a stupid, typical and most often silly overused quote.
Did you see that stupid picture of Niggola?
Yeah he such a good-vibe-communist!
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communist

by PowellRanger February 11, 2007
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neo-communist

A good reason to raise President Reagan from the dead so he can defeat the evil Neo-Communist empire a second time round.
Commie : The USSR wasnt a proper example of how the neo-communist system would work , the people in charged abused the system.

Me: Yeah and they killed a hundred million people or so , I wonder if they can do better this time around?.
by Betterdeadthanred May 22, 2006
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