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colon buster

Long object inserted into anus and big enough to bust you're colon. the colon buster
Riley was getting a colon buster it hurt.
by Rexh bby December 20, 2022
mugGet the colon bustermug.

Alex Colon

There was an Alex Colon last night on the boardwalk.
by Wild Hawg July 26, 2020
mugGet the Alex Colonmug.

colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!
by Drillmaster June 8, 2019
mugGet the colon cometmug.

colon carnage

The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.
bro, sorry about your toilet. I experienced some major colon carnage.
by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011
mugGet the colon carnagemug.

candy colon

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.
dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
by glow bear May 26, 2017
mugGet the candy colonmug.

stolen colon

During sex, you accidentally slip it in the wrong hole.
She loves sex but she’s not a fan of the stolen colon.
by Tied4last January 3, 2020
mugGet the stolen colonmug.

rotten colon

A very deadly condition,

that leads to a very severe case of

anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
The man's farts smell of death, as though he has developed rotten colon.
by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019
mugGet the rotten colonmug.

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