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Berlin, Connecticut

Most can't spell, and most like to brag about their 'intelligence'. Usually wearing Coach, Northfaces, Skinny jeans, Uggs and sweatpants to make them 'ghetto'. You will find the high schoolers juggling swim team, football, basketball and cheerleading while driving in their new Toyota's their parents bought them for getting good grades. Favorite past time is doing drugs, preferably Marijuana, unless you're in upbeat. The most the Berlinites have to worry about is the Yankees not beating the Red Sox. The middle schoolers are pathetic, and are sluts in the making unless they attempt to be 'emo' by wearing black eyeliner. They can't keep a secret and they cheat on one of the many people they claim to love. This town also needs to import black kids from Hartford.
Girl1: Daddy bought me the wrong car for Christmas!

Girl2: EW! I just stepped on a spider! Time for new Uggs!

Boy1: Dude, want to go to DQ and ride our bikes through the drive thru?

Boy2: Nah man. Let's go get wasted at your girlfriends party! I'm so hooking up with her!

Upbeat kid: I hate Berlin, Connecticut
by Good Will May 6, 2011
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Fairy Collector

Noun
Normally a woman (can be a man to I guess) that loves or "collects" homosexual men as friends. A woman would more than likely wind up marry a gay man and maybe have children together (good ol turkey baster) but would still be "allowed" to have their "fun". These women could be heterosexual or homosexual. It is about 50/50. See fag hag.
I collect fairy fag boi's, I sit them up on my selves and when they need it I dust them off and put them back up. I am a fairy collector not only because I collect fairies but because they collect me as well.
by Junebug May 7, 2004
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connecticut cowballs

A nice old position that originated in connecticut.Its when a man goes on his hand and knees and his mate jerks him off as if she were milking a cow, as he climax's he makes mooing sounds. The mate also may include ball messaging to give the full effect.
mary gave me a good connecticut cowballs, she milked my cock as if she were a wild cowgirl and I was a stray cow needing a milking.
by al kapone May 2, 2006
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tax collector

1. an asshole
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man
The tax collector came and repossessed my belongings after I payed him only a third of my income.
by Ted Jones December 20, 2003
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collecting dust

1) Laziness. Lack of movement. Unwillingness to use energy. Slow-moving. Sloth-like.
2) To stay inside for so long that you actually accumulate a fine, dry powder.
He's been at his house collecting dust all summer.
by Turd Cutter 007 April 29, 2014
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the estranged collective

A collective of online gamers (and people who try) who play many games, including VC, SoF2, Doom3 and CSS. We like to smoke a lot of weed and drink exessive amounts of alcohol.
can i join tec? ooh can i can i? please please pleas?

no, feck off tbh
by Angelfire June 22, 2005
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Collector

A seemingly pile of virginity that cares deeply how his Yo Noid Cartrige looks.
Hey, are going to dust off that Yo Noid Cartrige, Collector?
by 1nkyd1nky March 17, 2019
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