Coconut

A very sweet tropical fruit.

I love coconuts and the milk is delicious

by Saints September 25, 2003

coconut penis

A flavor of an energy drink for Asian homosexuals that appeared on "The Office".

whats up bruv is that the coconut penis flavor for that new energy drink

by eddiehof January 16, 2018

Coconut Crab Syndrome

When a person uses their moral superiority complex to intimidate others by staring rudely across rooms, often because someone isn't wearing a face covering

The pugnacious, stout, tattooed woman had a clear case of Coconut Crab Syndrome as she contorted herself so that she could stare rudely at my maskless face across the salon

by specialcasesv2 August 22, 2021

cocknog

to ejaculate semen from the penis.

i quickly pulled out and shot my cocknog into a glass to save for the holidays

by paupah April 24, 2006

cocknoose

This is the practice of wrapping something such as wire, tape or some kind of material around a penis to restrict the release of fluids. Usually, someone will employ this tactic on a man's penis, and when he is about to orgasm, it will cause immense pain.

Stephanie caught Bill cheating on her, so she played like she didn't know. When they were about to engage in sexual relations, she gave him a cocknoose. He was about to cum, but then his penis blew up.

by Josh Amaral September 25, 2006

cocknificent

a male with a very large male member who is greatly respected by his peers for having a huge dong.

Hey Mike, do you work with Danny??
Mike: Yeah, he is sooo cocknificent!!

by Chokichocolate February 28, 2009

Cocknado

The condition of being penetrated vigorously by a tornado of penis(es).

After having sex with Josh, I felt as though I was hit by a Cocknado!

by Fred_Zeppelin_ November 14, 2014