Shit Cobra

When your shit is so long it stands up out of the toilet.

I walked into the bathroom and there was a Shit Cobra staring at me.

by Nurse Josh October 25, 2018

Cobra clutchin

When you come up big time in the big time clutch

Jacob: “Man you really hit three 20s in a row in darts, that’s some bullshit”
Ben: “Nah, I just be Cobra clutchin bitch”

by benvveiss March 15, 2019

paper cobra

When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage

I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.

by King s a l a m I May 24, 2022

Cobra Cousins

When two men have had sex, specifically gay sex, with the same man they are now Cobra Cousins. An unbreakable bond to be cherished forever

"Hey, how do you know Chet?"
"OH, we've both had magical nights with Brent"
"So you're Cobra Cousins? "
"Cobra Cousins for life"

by Ana!A March 15, 2021

surrender cobra

A hands-behind-head, elbows-flared pose by a fan witnessing a play likely leading to a loss by their team.

credit to gray hardison...The ball hasn't even left Curry's hand yet and I count 6.5 surrender cobras.

by rolly-pop August 22, 2016

Cobra Knob

Someone with a bent knob, dick or willy.
a cobra knob is very horrible to have put up your minge

Guy: Check out my sweet dick

Girl: URGH what a cobra knob get it away from me!

by Astortheviking February 7, 2010

milking the cobra

The female art of urinating while standing or in a semi-standing position. This is usually accomplished by a female utilizing two fingers to position her labias in a manner that unimpedes the flow of urine from her urethra.

Jane was walking home drunk from the club with Jack and needed to piss. With nowhere viable to go, she decided to milk the cobra right there in the alley.

"milking the cobra"

by USMC Master Sgt May 21, 2009