by Jdizzlefromtctx December 4, 2017

aka
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon, the Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass
When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Often involves a costume.
A weird fetish Saul Goodman tells the Albuquerque police about in Better Call Saul S2:E2 "Cobbler".
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon, the Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass
When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Often involves a costume.
A weird fetish Saul Goodman tells the Albuquerque police about in Better Call Saul S2:E2 "Cobbler".
A: Have you seen the tape, where Playuh is dooin the squat cobbler on that banana cream pie?
B: Wasn't that a crybaby squat? I mean, he cried like a baby, didn't he?
A: How would I know?
B: Wasn't that a crybaby squat? I mean, he cried like a baby, didn't he?
A: How would I know?
by pondababa September 2, 2016

Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.
by toiletjocky August 30, 2016

An act, normally performed on video, intended to titillate the senses. This act is technically a fetish, but (and this is important) it is NOT ILLEGAL! Squat Cobbler involves a fully clothed man, all by himself, who sits in a pie and wiggles around. The more extreme varieties of this lewd act is known as "Cry Baby Squat Cobbler", or "Cry Baby Squat" for short, which involves tears. Usually, the more tears, the more taboo it is considered to be, and to a certain audience, more desirable.
The term originates from the eastern United States where it is commonly called "Hoboken Squat Cobbler" and, like Hellman's Mayonnaise, is called something different west of the Rocky Mountains.
In the midwest it is simply referred to as "pie sitting"
See also full moon moon pie boston crème splat simple simon the ass man dutch apple ass pie sitting Hoboken squat cobbler
The term originates from the eastern United States where it is commonly called "Hoboken Squat Cobbler" and, like Hellman's Mayonnaise, is called something different west of the Rocky Mountains.
In the midwest it is simply referred to as "pie sitting"
See also full moon moon pie boston crème splat simple simon the ass man dutch apple ass pie sitting Hoboken squat cobbler
Jeff came over and was paid handsomely to perform the Hoboken squat cobbler into a still hot dutch apple pie.
The man does a mean and quite sexy squat cobbler. There are tears, and lots of wriggling! He even wears a batman costume!
The man does a mean and quite sexy squat cobbler. There are tears, and lots of wriggling! He even wears a batman costume!
by pseudonymnonominon July 29, 2016

Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.
by Yankwood August 29, 2016

by Zerker161 September 3, 2016

by Anne300d March 27, 2021
