Closed Chav

Someone who is obviously a chav but try to be as un-chavy as possible.

Oh god yeah, she's such a closed chav

by closedchav May 30, 2011

Playground's Closed

When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail

my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.

by urquie8910 January 24, 2011

close the ligh

wen u a bih

yes

am bih
close the LIGH

by empdepmepmepmeopgopofsdewpok f December 13, 2017

Close regs

stop letting noobs join a game

Noob being annoying/asking too many questions.

You say, close regs.

by AAnguish September 28, 2008

Fladbury Close

The amazing place where Helena, Dayna, Sophie and Nyall live. Is In the great D-Y !!!

We live in fladbury close now

by HootHoot December 6, 2012

Closed Circuit

A group of guys with their penises in each other's assholes in such a way that the last man's penis is in the first man's asshole, creating a ring.

Guy 1: Hey man me and some friends are getting together this weekend for a closed circuit. You in?
Guy 2: Yeah man I'm free on Sunday!

by Tanzania fire ant November 20, 2015

funeral close

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.

So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

by Snathans January 6, 2009