Playground's Closed

When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail

my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.

by urquie8910 January 24, 2011

close the ligh

wen u a bih

yes

am bih
close the LIGH

by empdepmepmepmeopgopofsdewpok f December 13, 2017

Closed Chav

Someone who is obviously a chav but try to be as un-chavy as possible.

Oh god yeah, she's such a closed chav

by closedchav May 30, 2011

Cadburys Close

Relating to the Anus, more specifically to the act of Anal Sex, also known as Hershey Highway in the USA

Shall I take you up Cadburys Close? or He took me up Cadburys Close last night

by Marc Cain May 30, 2008

Fladbury Close

The amazing place where Helena, Dayna, Sophie and Nyall live. Is In the great D-Y !!!

We live in fladbury close now

by HootHoot December 6, 2012

Closing Slippers

Closing slippers are shoes worn by high power closers; they typically are highly polished and have poge tassels. Worn by the best closers in the world.

Dave go get your closing slippers on and write the deal!

by 714closer January 7, 2011

funeral close

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.

So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

by Snathans January 6, 2009