Cadburys Close

Relating to the Anus, more specifically to the act of Anal Sex, also known as Hershey Highway in the USA
Shall I take you up Cadburys Close? or He took me up Cadburys Close last night
by Marc Cain May 30, 2008
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Closing Slippers

Closing slippers are shoes worn by high power closers; they typically are highly polished and have poge tassels. Worn by the best closers in the world.
Dave go get your closing slippers on and write the deal!
by 714closer January 06, 2011
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Playground's Closed

When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail
my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.
by urquie8910 January 24, 2011
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Closed Chav

Someone who is obviously a chav but try to be as un-chavy as possible.
Oh god yeah, she's such a closed chav
by closedchav May 05, 2011
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funeral close

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.
So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

by Snathans January 06, 2009
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Closed Circuit

A group of guys with their penises in each other's assholes in such a way that the last man's penis is in the first man's asshole, creating a ring.
Guy 1: Hey man me and some friends are getting together this weekend for a closed circuit. You in?
Guy 2: Yeah man I'm free on Sunday!
by Tanzania fire ant October 04, 2015
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