crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Ass Clarinet

The next progression after being a plain asshat. An ass clarinet makes an emphatic point.

As the night went on, he became even more of a pain in the ass. He was such an ass clarinet.

by WDM50266 May 24, 2023

14 Clarinet St

This is just the wildest place for the Gangilang

Brother, you haven’t been to 14 Clarinet St

by LachyB September 24, 2023

Pork clarinet

a penis

"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

bass clarinet

Eating a man's ass while giving him a handjob. A rusty clarinet in a "lower register."

My baby plays a mean bass clarinet.

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Soft Clarinet

The act of eating out a vagina whilst tickling the recipient’s belly, the music being the resulting mix of moaning and laughter

Gave that bitch a soft clarinet last night, should’ve heard her music

by Lud Hanjeschter February 18, 2026

Wichita Clarinet

When you shove both ends of an instrument into two girls pussy's and queef in order to play the instrument. The sound comes out of the girls mouths.

My cousin and m y sister were singing Beethoven for me when i made them do that Wichita Clarinet

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025