mcdonalds chunkies

(noun) the things when you bite into a mcdonalds chicken nugget and you bite into the chunky pieces of fat and it makes that gross noise/feeling

1. Yuck! You like mcdonalds chunkies? Supa yuck.

2. Person 1: Ooh Ma, that mcdonalds chunkie all up in my tooth.
Person 2: Damn that sucks, man.

by cheesybread July 18, 2017

Chunky Monkey

The result of a man pulling his shorts or pants up in an aggressive manner, effectively seperating the testicles and creating a spectactle resembling a balloon artist's encore performance.

That chunky monkey James pulled off last night deserves a medal. Can't believe he can't walk right this morning!

by Sabreraider March 13, 2022

chunky daddy

A young boy who enjoys having boys night's even when there are numerous attractive girls who want to attend, likes to confuse girls of their sexual orientation because he is so frustrating, and is some how attractive, just not physically. Some say he has a curse, that once you get the 'chunky' touch, you will never be the same again.

"How are you feeling about chunky daddy , (insert chunky daddy's victims name)?
"I don't know, I'm a bit confused about my sexual orientation"
"Ah! I know, you got "chunkied"

by Gubbi p May 12, 2018

Chunky hobbit

A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.

She just won't shut up! The chunky hobbit!

by Hobbiton123 January 20, 2014

Chunky Salsa

When you have an intimate session with a girl on her period and her infected discharge also known as the term “Chunky Salsa” gets in the way

omg ryan my chunky salsa is leaking everywhere today..

Ryan: that sounds like a personal problem babe

by SlyYyYyy September 1, 2020

Chunky Fucker

Chunky Fucker, a term referring to someone who likes anal sex when the other person has not had a bowel movement beforehand.

John: "Yo dude did you hear about sam? I heard he's a Chunky Fucker."
Dan: "Yeah dude, sam's disgusting."

by Prae R. October 21, 2021

Chunky Mayonnaise

A fat white boy

Jerry- That kid is fat.
Bob- Yeah he’s a Chunky Mayonnaise.

by Chunky Chocolate December 29, 2020